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@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2024-03-05 16:43:13

I will again remind you this is how I answer phone calls:
Hello this is Pete, how can I assist you today?
(wait 2 seconds)
Please state the nature of your call.
(wait 2 seconds)
This call is being monitored.
* At this point 90% of the callers hang up. If they do not, I keep going.
We require all participants of the call to speak...
(wait 2 seconds)
If you do not speak now, the call will terminate.
* I then hang up.
* I almost …

@keithwilson@fediphilosophy.org
2024-04-06 12:03:57

“Professors like me … should be part of the embodied change we seek: turning off our computers and phones, taking all our annual leave, refusing to answer emails out of hours and only scheduling meetings within work hours everyone—including colleagues with caring responsibilities—can make.” #HigherEducation

@pre@boing.world
2024-02-07 12:13:15

Turning off the radio during #pmq these days. I can't bare to hear that wanker asking pointless questions that the other wanker then doesn't even answer.
Intellectual debate on the level of pre-schoolers blowing raspberries.

@servelan@newsie.social
2024-04-07 15:30:06

RNC chair Whatley sidesteps question on if 2020 election was stolen | The Hill
thehill.com/homenews/campaign/

@arXiv_csDC_bot@mastoxiv.page
2024-03-07 06:48:37

Model Parallelism on Distributed Infrastructure: A Literature Review from Theory to LLM Case-Studies
Felix Brakel, Uraz Odyurt, Ana-Lucia Varbanescu
arxiv.org/abs/2403.03699

@arXiv_csCR_bot@mastoxiv.page
2024-03-06 08:30:41

This arxiv.org/abs/2403.00867 has been replaced.
link: scholar.google.com/scholar?q=a

@arXiv_csNE_bot@mastoxiv.page
2024-03-06 07:18:38

Mem-elements based Neuromorphic Hardware for Neural Network Application
Ankur Singh
arxiv.org/abs/2403.03002 arxiv.or…

@arXiv_eessSP_bot@mastoxiv.page
2024-05-06 06:54:04

Multipath-based SLAM with Cooperation and Map Fusion
Erik Leitinger, Lukas Wielandner, Alexander Venus, Klaus Witrisal
arxiv.org/abs/2405.02126

@pre@boing.world
2024-05-02 19:43:32

USPol
Today really is the day I realized that Trump is going to win the US presidency.
It was as I was watching Joe Biden slander peace protesters and accuse them of the violence which was committed by the fash mob raiding the protester's camps.
That whole scene has fucked Biden, and his response has fucked him more.
His base aren't turning up, and Trump's supporters are rabidly angry. They are turning up.
#upsol

@pre@boing.world
2024-05-02 19:43:32

USPol
Today really is the day I realized that Trump is going to win the US presidency.
It was as I was watching Joe Biden slander peace protesters and accuse them of the violence which was committed by the fash mob raiding the protester's camps.
That whole scene has fucked Biden, and his response has fucked him more.
His base aren't turning up, and Trump's supporters are rabidly angry. They are turning up.
#upsol